I want to make an infomercial where it’s not clear what the guy’s selling. Like he’s demonstrating how powerful this vacuum is by sucking up a bowling ball but then he starts showing you how strong the bowling ball is by dropping it on some knives, but then he’s showing how the knives haven’t been damaged at all by using them to cut through some shoes and it goes on and on for two hours then just loops back to the start while a number flashes on screen the whole time and if you call it it just echoes whatever you say back to you.
- miley cyrus: *donates large amounts of money to charity*
- miley cyrus: *is huge supporter of lgbtq and trans rights*
- miley cyrus: *doesn't want to be defined by a gender or sexuality*
- miley cyrus: *posts photos showing her zits and making weird faces to show her fans that everyone has imperfections*
- miley cyrus: *fights for women's rights and is a part of the #freethenipple campaign*
- miley cyrus: *starts a charity for homeless youth*
- the general public: but she's naked a lot and smokes weed. just another child star turned trainwreck if you ask me
people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying
I wanna go to a movie with you and do inappropriate things in the back row
like sneak in candies and soda
and put our feet on the back of people’s chairs
We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.
This is disgusting bigotry against Christians at its finest.
You just identified the 15 homophobes as Christian without anybody saying what their religion was.
the signs as untranslatable words
Aries: Mamihlapinatapei, Yagan (indigenous language of Tierra del Fuego) - “The wordless, yet meaningful look shared by two people who both desire to initiate something but are both reluctant to start.”
Taurus: Saudade, Portuguese - “the feeling of longing for something or someone that you love and which is lost.”
Gemini: Won, Korean - “The reluctance of a persons part to let go of an illusion.”
Cancer: Iktsuarpok, Inuit - “The frustration or impatience of waiting for someone to turn up at an event or a meeting”
Leo: Cafuné, Brazilian Portuguese - “The act of tenderly running one’s fingers through someone’s hair.”
Virgo: Hyggelig, Danish - “It’s literal translation into English gives connotations of a warm, friendly and cozy demeanor”
Libra: Ya’aburnee, Arabic - “Both morbid and beautiful at once, this incantatory word means ‘You bury me,’ a declaration of one’s hope that they’ll die before another person because of how difficult it would be to live without them.”
Scorpio: Friolero, Spanish - “a person who is especially sensitive to cold weathers or temperatures.”
Sagittarius: Wabi-Sabi, Japanese - “A way of living that focuses on finding beauty within the imperfections of life and accepting, peacefully, the natural cycle of growth and decay.”
Capricorn: Toska, Russian - (Vladmir Nabokov describes it best) “No single word in English renders all the shades of toska. At its deepest and most painful, it is a sensation of great spiritual anguish, often without any specific cause. At less morbid levels it is a dull ache of the soul, a longing with nothing to long for, a sick pining, a vague relentlessness, mental throes, yearning. In particular cases it may be the desire for somebody or something specific, nostalgia, love-sickness. At the lowest level it grades into ennui, boredom.”
Aquarius: Uitwaaien, Dutch - “Literally it means to walk in the wind, but in a more figurative (and commonly used) sense, it means to take a brief break in the country side to clear one’s head.”
Pisces: Gökotta, Swedish - “To wake up early in the morning with the purpose of going outside to hear the first birds sing.”
???? y'all don’t eat spaghetti with apple sauce on the side? I highkey thought everyone did I’m screaming
stability